A conversation between Dave and I:
Dave: Okay so...birthday present. I need to ask you questions about what I have already got you, but I need to do it without giving it away.
Me: I have a better idea, let's play 20 questions so that I can guess what it is!
Dave: No...I don't think...
Me: Okay! Is it a book? No? Hmmm. A CD? Movie? No?
Dave: I am not going to tell you.
Me: Why are you being so cryptic? Is it a wedding ring?
Dave: Uhhh nooo. Better then a wedding ring.
Me: Really??? OH MY GOD IS IT A PLAYSTATION 3?!!
Dave: No.
Me: An H20 mop? You know I have always wanted one of those!
Dave: No. You get nothing. Goodbye.
Sigh. My excitement sometimes exceeds this life. Especially when it comes to my birthday.